James PistoleDec 20, 2022
What is a #BoobyTooth and why is it trending?
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https://mas.to/@hankgreen/109544457101931601
Hank Green (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image I am 100% not shitting you when I say scientists named mastodons after their teeth which they thought looked like nipples. “Mastos” as in breast. “odont” as in tooth. We’re on a website that, in Greek, literally means “Booby Tooth.”

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Show threadhelenDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen #boobytooth
Show threadKeiþ 🔭Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen Ah brilliant, I love my fellow #BoobyTooth people.
Show threadLBarker🇨🇦Dec 20, 2022
@hankgreen I couldn’t have started my day any better than reading this #boobytooth
Show threadwytchgsdDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen if my nipples looked like that I’d be having words with my doctor… #boobytooth
Show threaddeath_auDec 20, 2022
@ellane
I had no idea @hankgreen was even on Mastodon. BRB, going to follow, and find that #BoobyTooth toot for boosting
Show threadSimmyDec 20, 2022
@hankgreen hey hank! How would teeth like that work?? Is there a complimentary tooth above that it fits into like a complex orgy? Is surface area the evolutionary advantage over a flat tooth?? #boobytooth
Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)Dec 20, 2022

Yeah, yeah. I know that last boost didn't have #AltText, but #BoobyTooth was just too good not to share.

In other news, I may have just found myself a replacement for #HephalumpWorld. 🤣

Let's face it, this place is great, but (IMO) the "established" nomenclature sucks hairy donkey balls. 🐴🏐🏀🥎