In case you haven't noticed, I've moved.
You can now find me at: @BlippyTheWonderSlug
Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.
⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️
Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.
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THIS IS MY OLD ACCOUNT
Moved to @BlippyTheWonderSlug
In case you haven't noticed, I've moved.
You can now find me at: @BlippyTheWonderSlug
ME: hi, I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price it was two hours ago.
CASHIER: ma'am this is a WENDY'S.
p.s. If you want easy to understand step-by-step instructions for transferring your Mastodon account to another server, see here:
➡️ https://fedi.tips/transferring-your-mastodon-account-to-another-server/
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
Look who was waiting.
On one hand, I kind of hate the phrase "late-stage capitalism" because it implies that this is not always what capitalists seek to do, and that we've never been in a situation where they've captured the state/states to create hell on earth for profit - and man, history does not agree with that position.
Otoh, we're running out of planet and either capitalism goes or literally billions of people are gonna die and right soon. It's late-stage SOMETHING.
Torn.
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld.
Still looking for a new instance.
My mom was going through her old cards the other day and it made me wonder…
Do you keep the cards people send you?