Blippy the Wonder Slug (MOVED)

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Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

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THIS IS MY OLD ACCOUNT

Moved to @BlippyTheWonderSlug

In case you haven't noticed, I've moved.

You can now find me at: @BlippyTheWonderSlug

My tummy rumbleth.

**puts toast in the toaster, round side down**

#RoundSideDown

ME: hi, I would like to buy a hamburger for the same price it was two hours ago.

CASHIER: ma'am this is a WENDY'S.

p.s. If you want easy to understand step-by-step instructions for transferring your Mastodon account to another server, see here:

➡️ https://fedi.tips/transferring-your-mastodon-account-to-another-server/

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Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Look who was waiting.

Uncle of 10-year-old killed in Uvalde mass shooting arrested for saying f*ck to ex-police chief (video). "There were eight to nine students still in that classroom, and you walked the fuck away," https://boingboing.net/2024/02/27/uncle-of-10-year-old-killed-in-uvalde-mass-shooting-arrested-for-saying-fck-to-ex-police-chief-video.html
Uncle of 10-year-old killed in Uvalde mass shooting arrested for saying f*ck to ex-police chief (video)

Uncle of 10-year-old killed in Uvalde, TX elementary school massacre arrested for saying f*ck to ex-police chief (video)

Boing Boing

On one hand, I kind of hate the phrase "late-stage capitalism" because it implies that this is not always what capitalists seek to do, and that we've never been in a situation where they've captured the state/states to create hell on earth for profit - and man, history does not agree with that position.

Otoh, we're running out of planet and either capitalism goes or literally billions of people are gonna die and right soon. It's late-stage SOMETHING.

Torn.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld.

Still looking for a new instance.

My mom was going through her old cards the other day and it made me wonder…

Do you keep the cards people send you?

Yes
15.1%
Yes, if they wrote in them
39.5%
No
33.7%
People don’t send me cards
11.6%
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