Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. The fucking bells going off at 630 in the AM woke me right the fuck up. Fuck you, zombie god, and your minions, too.

Kittys. Meds. Blah blah blah.

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda:
Church bells are tolling
Call the faithful to their knees
To suck zombie cock

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Two out of four kittys are fed. Emma took off. I have no clue where Pussy is. Meds are consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls. RepubliKKKans are OK with it, saying 13 is old enough to get raped. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: 🎸
I been up, I been down
Take my word, I been 'round
I ain't askin' for much
I said Lord take me downtown
I'm just lookin' for some tush

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld. 2nd tea is steeping. 🙄 I managed to spill the first one all over myself, burning my thighs and foot. It hurts. Fortunately I have powerful pain pills.

A shit morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls. He's blowing up the world to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Dunno. Don't care. Y'all - meaning humanity in general, not you, specifically - are just gonna fuck it all away, anyhow.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Operation Epstein Fury is just another distraction, to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I'm still alive, and anxiously await kick-in.

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck if I know.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, wets fall from the sky. ¾ of the Kittys are fed, this time it's Pussy being the asshole. I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker rapes teenage girls. RepubliKKKans are perfectly fine with Donald J Puppyfucker raping teenage girls. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Belly bumpin'.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. My head feels amazingly clear, and pain is not painting everything back and red. I'm sure I'll be back to my grumpy, asshole self soon after starting to scroll. Puppyfucker has a way of doing that. Anyway...

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A frozen morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. Again. It was fine when we had three. But no.OOO.ooo, she had to go get Leila The Other Fuck You Cat. To compliment Fuck You We're Getting Another Cat (which is Harley's "real" name). Meds are consumed, and kick-in can't come quick enough.

🙄 Will I ever wake up NOT being in a murderous rage? I swear I used to be a jolly person. Y'all are prolly getting tired of the current me, too. I know I am.

Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled program:

Can we skip ahead to the part where he shoots himself in a bunker?
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: It's just another day
Like it was yesterday
Just like every other day
Tomorrow'll be the same

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Brr! A frozen morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed. I anxiously await kick-in.

Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping teenage girls.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Foment unrest.