Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is delicious, and I've plowed straight on through to #Blasphemy.

Another clear morning at the ol' Imperial Palace. I had that dream again, where SpaceX booster were experiencing "technical difficulties," and were dropping out of the sky - with pinpoint precision - onto Google and Meta data centers, and all the billionaire tech bros got into a big slap fight. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah.

Is he dead yet? No? Fuck.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda:
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I fell down down down
And the flames went higher
And it burns burns burns
That ring of fire
That ring of fire
🔥
#RoundSideDown

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is delicious.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace: wets fall from the sky. Kittys are allegedly fed. Meds are consumed.

Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: *flap/fart flap/fart flap/fart*
I repeat: *flap/fart flap/fart flap/fart*

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, with more promises of heat. Kittys have all eaten, for a welcome change. Meds are consumed, and I anxiously await kick-in.

Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: A journey to Mogontiacum.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are being assholes. Too early for meds.

Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck them boats.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another lovely morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys, meds, etm. The property management folks are trimming hedges this morning, and I am trying not to run outside screaming. (They're actually doing an OK job.)

Donald J Puppyfucker raped teenage girls. I believe he was a hands-on daddy, and violated young Ivanka, too. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping kids.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD, but it will probably include mockery of everything you hold dear.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

An already too warm morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Still, it's going to be the coldest summer for the rest of everyone's lives. We all know why, but no one does anything.

Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Hooray for Boobies!

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Yeah, yeah. I'm here.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another morning at the ol' Imperial Palace. I'm disgusted and enraged. This is nothing new, I teeter at mayhem's brink every morning. I anxiously wait for miracles of modern medicine to do their thing, and dull the ultraviolence.

Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.

[INSERT WITTY MEME HERE]

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed, mostly. Meds have been consumed, and I await their effects.

Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children.
Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

USA is a Nazi shithole.

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich #Luigi

ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: An early trek across town, followed by intense fucking off.