🚨 El #DOJ ordena comparecencias a #JPMorgan y #BofA. Investigan si hubo 'debanking' a conservadores por motivos políticos. El mercado reacciona con cautela.
🚀 Vivek Arya de #BofA no ve techo para la IA: #GPUs al 100% de uso. #Nvidia a $350. El ciclo de infraestructura apenas empieza.
BofA engrossa o caldo de revisões da Selic e vê só mais um corte em 2026: Banco cita cenário macroeconômico “significativamente menos favorável” e projeta pausa prolongada após Selic cair para 14,25% https://www.infomoney.com.br/economia/projecao-selic-2026-bofa/ #Selic #BofA
Bank security is such a joke. BofA, finally a bank that offers the option to use a FIDO key for 2FA. They specify "in case you don't have a US mobile phone" aka, me. So I attempt to set it up. Step 1: confirm your mobile phone with an SMS. 🤦‍♂️ #BofA #BankSecurity #SecurityTheatre
#BofA strategist #MichaelHartnett told clients that 2026 asset performance mirrors mid-2007 to mid-2008 price action per #TipRanks ​ Brent crude hovers near $100 a barrel as the #StraitofHormuz remains effectively closed, up roughly 40% from pre-conflict levels, according to IRU www.perplexity.ai

🏦 Bank of America se desploma tras la política de Trump de limitar los préstamos con tarjeta de crédito al 10%. La entidad cae desde máximos históricos.

#BofA #Trump #Mercados.

The reason why I didn't choose the "we'll call you back when you get to the front of the line" option is because every active call they have in their system at any given time costs them a small amount of money, so the more people choose to hold, the more incentive they have to reduce their hold times. If I have to wait to speak to a human being, then I'm going to make them pay for every second of it.
But they're doing their best to make it painful.
#BankOfAmerica #BofA #customerService
P.S. #BankofAmerica is a Big Fucking Bank that makes a Fuckton of Profit (that's a highly technical industry term), there's absolutely no fucking excuse other than greed for why I should have to wait on hold for more than 30 seconds to speak to a representative. It's been more than ten minutes so far.
#BofA #customerService