WASHINGTON, D.C. - The federal Secretary of Transportation, Sean Duffy, accompanied by the Secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., today held a press conference at which they announced a new federal regulation that purports to pre-empt all federal and state law that make use of seatbelts mandatory on trains, planes, buses, and private vehicles, on the grounds of YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM! Spokespersons for the two agencies hid under their desks while yelling "No obbla inglays!".

#USPol #USA #USAnian #freedumb #idiot #BobbyBrainworm #JFK #SeanDuffy #Trump #moron #regulation #law #YoureNotMyRealMom

Let us all welcome Secretary of Health Kennedy's pick for his new Assistant Secretary for Food Safety, Mary Mallon.

#RFKjr #BobbyBrainworm #USPol #FoodSafety #health #MaryMallon

I’m sure Tylenol causes autism ONLY UNTIL McNeil makes a $50M donation to Trump’s library foundation.

#TrumpExtortion #TrumpIsAGoon #Autism #BobbyBrainWorm

With RFK, jr. being all over the news again today [1], I'm reminded of this.

If someone you know is concerned about the (literally) one in a million chance of serious adverse affects from vaccination, remind them that the probability of death due to dancing is 1 in 100,000, ten times higher.

Dancing.

[1] That's *never* a good thing, for /anyone/.

#dancing #death #vaccination #JFKjr #BobbyBrainworm #risk #vaccine #OneInAMillion

Mask up, because #BobbyBrainworm is on the job: "The agency suggested that clinical trials in humans may be required for updated Covid shots, raising questions about whether they will be available in the fall."

Kennedy Issues Demands for Vaccine Approvals That Could Affect Fall Covid Boosters - The New York Times

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/us/rfk-jr-vaccine-safety-placebos-covid.html

Kennedy Issues Demands for Vaccine Approvals That Could Affect Fall Covid Boosters

The plans amount to an extraordinary flex of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s power as health secretary to make decisions ordinarily left to career scientists at the Food and Drug Administration.

The New York Times

#Mexico and #Canada, and every nation in the #EU, should now insist on proof of vaccination against all generally preventable diseases from Americans prior to entry into their country.

If you want Bobby Brainworm in charge of your public health, it's your funeral, but you don't get to spread those germs in our countries to those of our citizens that are too vulnerable to be immunized.

#RFKjr #BobbyBrainworm #vaccine #vaccination #proof #USAnian #USPol

We should get Bobby Brainworm trending.

#BobbyBrainworm