#Humor #Trump's #BirthdayParade #USpol #Fascism

*Parade*,
#Cartoon by @p_calleri

"Caricature.
Trump is sitting on a balcony. He is wearing a general's cap and a red armband on his arm, [displaying part of a logo reminiscent of the #ThirdReich's.]

Below, a military parade passes by, a woman [reminiscent of #MarilynMonroe who sang for #PresidentKennedy] in a provocative outfit greets him from a tank and sings: "Happy Birthday, Mr. President..."

Source:
https://mastodon.social/@p_calleri/114669562413075870

@KimSJ

#GeoPol #WarInTheMiddleEast #US #Iran #USpol

I would entirely be within #tRump's sociapathic profile to do a "#TaileWagsTheDog" type of thing and bomb #Iran's nuclear facilities to sooth his very bruised ego for the bit laugh the world over had about the empty seats at his #BirthdayParade. 😂

Is there any evidence of this being so, however?

https://mastodon.social/@KimSJ/114732530427253997

Squeaky wheels on armored vehicles, marching out of step, waving hands instead
of military salute, some even chewing ....
Yes, it was on purpose.
And it was great.

But 🍊🤡 did not realise,
he fell asleep ....

#NoKing
#birthdayparade

My #NoKings scrapbook: https://www.authorfreeman.com/nokings

New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my book collection TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.

Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel.

https://www.AngelIslandNovel.com

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #trumpbirthday #birthdayparade #militaryparade #nokings

The bad weather isn't why Trump decided to start his birthday parade early. 😳

#DonaldTrump #TACO #MAGA #BirthdayParade #StormyDaniels #spanking #Project2025

Donald #Trump’s Military #BirthdayParade Was a Gross Failure
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-military-birthday-parade-dc-failure-1235365040
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Trump’s Military Birthday Parade Was a Gross Failure

Trump got the expensive military parade he wanted on his birthday, courtesy of Lockheed Martin, Palantir, and American taxpayers.

Rolling Stone

@SteveThompson

Some suggestions:
"May there be pineapple-sized hail."
"Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"
"Rumor has it they're going to sacrifice a virgin to up the chances of clear skies. Not sure where they'll find one. But, it could explain why those DOGE boys went into hiding."
"Where’s a Category 5 hurricane when you need one?"
"Open the floodgates of heaven."
"PLEAAAAASSSE! Just one well-placed lightning strike!"
#Trump #USA #USPolitics #Parade #BirthdayParade #Washington #WashingtonDC

Afternoon, all,

General Dan Caine should take a leaf out of Two Dolls Donny's Colouring-in Playbook; #POTUS45 presented Leon Musk with a large golden key set in its own polished wooden case.

GEN Caine should award Donald Trump a polished mahogany presentation case, displaying a fine set of bone spurs.

Generalissimo Trump can wear his spurs along with his full dress uniform when he mounts his high horse to lead his #BirthdayParade thru DC on Saturday.

#NoKings #Krasnov
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2025/06/silence-generals/683106/?gift=otEsSHbRYKNfFYMngVFweC9SKhWuL8c7oypTub1ifvo

The Silence of the Generals

As President Donald Trump crossed a dangerous line at Fort Bragg, the brass failed to speak out in the Army’s defense.

The Atlantic
Comments on this post:
"May there be pineapple-sized hail."
"Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"
"Rumor has it they're going to sacrifice a virgin to up the chances of clear skies. Not sure where they'll find one. But, it could explain why those DOGE boys went into hiding."
"Where’s a Category 5 hurricane when you need one?"
"Open the floodgates of heaven."
"PLEAAAAASSSE! Just one well-placed lightning strike!"
#Trump #USA #USPolitics #Parade #BirthdayParade #Washington #WashingtonDC