Narcoleptic Napoleon

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This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.

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Quarter Flouder

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.

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Combover Castro

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.

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Ku Klux Yam

bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.

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Liger Woods

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.

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Dorito Mussolini

bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.

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Draft Dodgin' Don

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.

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Lil' Donny Moscow

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't come after me.

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Softshell Chicken TACO

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.

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Mar-a-Lardass

bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.

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