Plot twist: #MattParker knows Count #Binface! And designed the bar charts in Binface’s election leaflet. https://youtu.be/zDLxgEquxA0
UK Election charts are a nightmare

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Count Binface is a member of The Technical Difficulties, isn't he? They have form.

#binface

@standupmaths

Talks about polling and funny graphiing.

As the UK votes start now on July 4th, Bindependence Day.

BTW, I drink my coffee with no additives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDLxgEquxA0

#ukpol #Binface

UK Election charts are a nightmare

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Vote #Binface?
@harriettmb Thank you. I see #Binface policy on Europe is to invite European countries to join the UK. Yeesss...i could see that one going down quite well with the Red Wall..they're that daft they could buy it...

Why is no-one up in arms that Count Binface wasn’t invited to participate in the last debate? Farage was there so it was hardly an exclusive ticket and #Binface is running directly against Rishi Sunak in Richmond & Northallerton.

https://www.countbinface.com/

#uk #ukelection

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Is Sir Ed #Davey TRYING to create an image as the second-least serious politician in the country (behind the saintèd Count #Binface)? If not, what IS he doing? #Election2024
Dear Friends of Politicians in #hiding and #lurking, ​​

Living in
#London, I AM INTERESTED in local non-binary #candidature. Who will be announced by #Wandsworth and #Richmond mega-council sometime today (31 May 2024)?

I will not be told who to vote for but expect information on them and their policies. I will not be voting for anyone who can not answer some simple
#questions, for example:

- Which wars do you support?
- Who would be your second and third choice if your party was not elected?
βœ”οΈ
- Who do you feel a vote for is most wasted on (that option might tempt me... wonder where Count
#Binface is standing) πŸ˜†

Just for context. I do not support any wars. AND every weasel politician supports the 'war on poverty'.
My party has never been invited to party.
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"FREEDOM FOR TOOTING. Pow-wow to the People." Wolfy
#CitiZen Smith.
#Tooting #Popular #Front (website for Tooting and TPF blog, bit out of date now, sorry guys, gals and all) 🦞
web.archive.org/web/20060228194724/http://tootingpopularfront.blogspot.com/

Born on Tooting Bec Common
web.archive.org/web/20060212072121/http://pages.britishlibrary.net/tooting/guest_symmons.html
Tooting Popular Front

Dear Friends of the daily/dahlia/#Dali #lamer,

HH (His Hysteric) the Karmapa ... eh ...
#Chenrezig #lookalike, wait a minute. HRH #Princess Charley of Google GB, franchise [lobster curtseys] ​​ is my favourite source of untaxed incoming.

To put it another way; as a loyal
#resident of the square mile, and voter for #Count #Binface and the #Green agenda of #Londinium, I may know:

- Everything is worth knowing but not
#knowable
- Treason is still a capitalist offence for boy kings, subjects, bins etc
- "Free Power To
#PeePooh's" (eh sorry ... people) πŸ•ŠοΈ
- We are all Goons some days

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goon_Show

... meanwhile, I had a wonderful day of swearing at the cat, even though I do not have one. The
#catnip is in #flower. The birds chortling in the threes. It is like the attack of the mutant camels, probably the greatest/strangest retro game ever
Attack of the Mutant Caramels
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Mutant_Camels

🀭🦞 ​​
The Goon Show - Wikipedia