Mastodawn

One day soon, all lines of javascript will start with "await".

It's unnerving how much the Taskmaster "Shoe Who" task is like living with someone who has dementia:

- Get increasingly exasperated
- Laugh with disbelief
- "Okay, just one more thing"
- "No way!"
- "I have to find the shoe"

Not to mention trying to figuring out what Alex is thinking when he'll only answer yes or no.

(Taskmaster still haven't uploaded the complete task, so here's Ardal's insane attempt.)

YouTube

I keep seeing YouTubers and podcasters with a background of thin vertical timber strips like my office wall.

Just wanted to say I had it first.

@standupmaths I see your main channel has 311 videos. Got something special planned for number 314?

Hmm, I wonder if the news will be any more or less believable today. #aprilfoolsday

So THAT's why Toby's been acting unusually this week …

The warnings impact certain varieties of High Noon vodka seltzers and Celsius energy drink cans.

So, I found out what Tom's been up to.

One day the price of fossil fuels will no longer be a key indicator of the state of the world. One day…

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I've just realised the people who collect our food scraps once a week are the little green bin men.

Outside OpenAI's offices,
London.

By Everyone Hates Elon.