Count Binface

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Space politician. Sane. Promoted by Count Binface, PO Box 731, Wadhurst TN5 6TD, Earth
It’s meant to be.
Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs
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Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
I’ve put the form into alien life form.
I’m the form candidate for London mayor. In that I successfully filled out the form.
I'm delighted to announce my candidacy to be London Mayor 2024. And because I'm an intergalactic space warrior who practises what I preach, here is the news presented via the greatest medium in the omniverse: CEEFAX!

1 week to go to get me on the ballot for London Mayor, and YOU HAVE THE POWER! Do you, or anyone you know, live in any of these boroughs:

BARKING & DAGENHAM
HACKNEY
HARROW
KENSINGTON & CHELSEA
REDBRIDGE
CITY OF LONDON

If so, go to countbinface.com and email me. #BINDAY