Why is the crazy dog from #StarTrek:TOS The Enemy Within so bad. I'm mean, I have a dog like that.

I was using Internet web search engine type web sites to figure out where would be the best part of the arm to hit with a sword if you wished to chop off somebodies hand. All I got was how to chop off heads. The Internet is sick. I'm normal.

Finger was like the pre-web home page for people. It even did stuff like show you the last time you read email.

I have this feeling that the people I work with have switched to a 4 day week & forgot to tell me. I mean, nobody in at work today. Nothing on the calendar.

I was assumed that #PulpFiction #Bible quote was real.

So, Space Balls doesn't want to make money?

A local farm market on they way back from work was selling Asparagus.

Shazbot, it's Thursday! What happened to Wednesday?