Mombies #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
You know what're not quite as good as acorns? B-corns.
@VulpineAmethyst @kabrams you know what the best pet for driving around with is is?
a carpet. #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes
(Nope, not sorry at all.)
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
A corn 🌽 field.