Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa. #DadJokes #BadJokesOnly

You know what're not quite as good as acorns? B-corns.

#dadjokes #kidjokes #badjokes #badjokesonly

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. 😂 #badjokes #badjoke #badjokesonly #joke #jokes

@VulpineAmethyst @kabrams you know what the best pet for driving around with is is?

a carpet. #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes

(Nope, not sorry at all.)

@VulpineAmethyst @kabrams Do you know what the pet that leaves tiny morsels of leftover food is?
A crumpet. #BadJokesOnly #DadJokes

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.

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Sometimes my job can be just silly. :D (Featuring the iconic social media hitchhiker symbol.)
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A corn 🌽 field.

#BadJokesOnly 🥁