Dodo2d ago

- Was machst Du da?
- Flirten.
-Ok... Und was machst du mit dem Elektroschocker?
- Plan B.

#badjoke

NicMay 10

Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees?
A Copse.

#jokeoftheday #dadjoke #badjoke

Waky-jokesMay 6
What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.

#badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke
Waky-jokesApr 28
What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking
Maisie SummersApr 21

Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To hide their butt-quacks.

#DadJoke #BadJoke

Waky-jokesApr 21
Where can you go to find what you need?
You go to a search engine.
#badjoke #humour #joke
proedieApr 17

Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

Rude.

I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

#joke #badjoke

LAURENApr 16

What do you use to comb through your mastodon feed?

tootbrush

#BadJoke

BlowUpRadio.comApr 12

Trump wants to block the Strait of Hormuz...

Are we sure he doesn't think it is the Strait of Hormel blocking his colon?

#BadJoke? #Iran #USPol #Hormuz

Peter HanecakApr 4

Next step: Getting paid for playing games, as programmer:

via @kitten_tech

https://fosstodon.org/@kitten_tech/116339824033708744

#BadJoke

Alaric Snell-Pym (@[email protected])

If "Copilot is for entertainment purposes only" (https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse) then will HMRC require UK employers giving their workers Copilot subscriptions to treat it as a P11D taxable benefit in kind?

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