SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...

SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....

SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....

SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT

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