It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Of course, Christmas isn't the only holiday. Hannukah is still in effect. So merry Christmas, happy Hannukah, and a joyful holiday to you no matter what you celebrate!
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Okay, my procrastinators: your time is now!
Trimming my tree this year....I pick up ornaments one by one and think thoughts like...
"Yeah, I remember the church bazaar where I got this..."
"Oh yeah, I got this in an antique shop that closed almost as soon as it opened..."
"This was my grandfather's, I love it so much."
"Hee hee hee...this is so inappropriate for Christmas, but I love it..."
"Wow...where did I get that? I don't remember...."
"Whoa....who the HELL gave me THIS?!?!?!"
Ah, holiday memories. Or lack of them.
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
I, for one, respect all of the hard work Santa has to do and just want to make things a little easier for him.
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I'm hungry.
SHE: I simply must go
HE: I'll call you an Uber
SHE: The answer is, "No"
HE: What, you're gonna walk?
SHE: The welcome has been
HE: Abdul says he'll be here in ten minutes
SHE: So nice and warm
HE: Yeah, it's been nice and all, but really...
SHE: My sister will be suspicious
HE: You said you were an only child
SHE: My brother will be there at the door
HE: A brother now too?
SHE: My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
HE: Dammit, Abdul, where are you?
SHE: But maybe just cigarette more
HE: HEY NO SMOKING you better take that outside....
SHE: I've got to get home
HE: Yeah, we both agree there
SHE: Say, lend me your comb?
HE: Us, sorry, it's broken
SHE: You've really been grand
HE: Yeah, thanks, I guess.....
SHE: But don't you see?
HE: And you're not seeing something yourself.....
SHE: There's bound to be talk tomorrow
HE: Hey, your ride will be here any minute
SHE: At least there will be plenty implied
HE: I really don't care.
SHE: I really can't stay
HE: OK, Abdul is downstairs, here's your coat, see you later
SHE: Baby, it's cold
BOTH: Baby, it's cold outside
HE: GET OUT
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Somebody snitched on me!
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
Hope your holidays are sustainable and environmentally friendly. (Hey, we can't exchange our planet for a different one!)
It's Christmas time, so it's time for Ace's Annual Musical Comedy Advent Adventure! 25(ish) funny songs in the spirit of the holidays.
I hope all of you have a great holiday...although I want some of you to have it somewhere else.
Ace Armstrong
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