If by some minor #miracle the #gods of #baseball decide to smile upon us #Dodgers fans and the #World #Series is held between the #BoysinBlue and the #Asterisks sorry I mean the #Asstros pardon me I mean the #Astros then every single garbage can needs to be removed from their clubhouse.

I do pray to #SaintVincent with the golden voice and #SaintThomas guardian of the pearly gates to get into the #Blue #Heaven for this to pass.

Edit: On a good note, the Astros are out of the playoffs.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2024/06/14/jose-abreu-contract-houston-astros-released/74101078007/?tbref=hp

The cures of the #Asterisks
The cheating #Astros will continue to flounder until they admit that they cheated and give up the #WorldSeries trophy.

Houston Astros release ex-MVP José Abreu, eating about $30 million

The Astros released Jose Abreu halfway through his three-year, $58 million contract, paying him about $30 million to go home.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2024/06/03/mlb-power-rankings-houston-astros-keep-sinking-al-west/73951881007/

When your ability to #cheat is taken away, the truth comes out. The #Houston #Asterisks suck and the only way that they can win it all is by cheating.

#MLB #Dodgers #LADodgers #HoustonCheaters

MLB power rankings: Once formidable Houston Astros keep sinking in mild, mild AL West

Astros’ streak of six straight division titles grows increasingly imperiled with each cold streak. See where they sit in this week's power rankings.

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#Bluejays are underway in Houston, trying to hand the #Asterisks their fifth straight loss to start the season.

I'm trying to help create a #Jays community on BlueSky, and I'll be happy to chat with you about the game over there - find me with the same handle and everything!

Google #Asterisks Mental Health:

After new web technology development was orchestrated outside google LLC, the #company has activated more riotic persons to #destabilize the ecosystem detail with falsehood, burglary... this #christmas I'm owed 16,000 units in detail.

Pictures, pictures, pictures 👾👾

@emarktaylor @[email protected] @baseball

Someone should remind the #Asterisks that they cheated in 2017.

Asterisks for the f*n of it

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2023/09/08/mark-mcgwire-teammates-admire-for-admitting-steroid-use/70785941007/

So we’re supposed admire #McGuire because he came clean? No! He cheated, as did #Sosa when they stole the #Maris record of 61. They along with #Bonds and all the other players who used PEDs have records that are tainted. #Asterisks for all.
And just because people turned a blind eye to #PED use doesn’t make it right.
All is not forgiven.
Yes it was a magical season. I remember following it all summer, but we as fan (at least I) didn’t know that players were juicing.

'Couldn't be more proud': Teammates, coaches admire Mark McGwire despite steroid admission

Ex-teammates and coaches of Mark McGwire hold no ill-will towards the slugger for admitting to using PEDs in 2010, saying it was 'part of the game.'

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What’s the difference between a #Dodgers fan and an Asterisks sorry #Astros fan?

#Dodgers fans don’t want the #Dodgers to bring back #JulioUrias
#Asterisks sorry I mean #Astros fans embrace cheaters.