If by some minor #miracle the #gods of #baseball decide to smile upon us #Dodgers fans and the #World #Series is held between the #BoysinBlue and the #Asterisks sorry I mean the #Asstros pardon me I mean the #Astros then every single garbage can needs to be removed from their clubhouse.

I do pray to #SaintVincent with the golden voice and #SaintThomas guardian of the pearly gates to get into the #Blue #Heaven for this to pass.

Edit: On a good note, the Astros are out of the playoffs.