CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.

#ReligionPoisonsEverything #Religion #NoGods #Antithiest

God's perfect seven-point plan:

1. Make humans and give them free will
2. Drown all but eight of them for choosing poorly
3. Randomly favour one group of them
4. Legalize slavery and outlaw shrimp
5. Die for a weekend
6. Hide for two thousand years
7. Show up on toast.

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Hey I’m out in the burbs here in #PDX.
Bringing some #Democrat to all the red #Politics out here. #MechanicalEngineer that enjoys all thing#Engineering #Mechanical #Science #Tech and #Futurism. Married to a lovely person who works in #Education #Diversity and #Inclusion.

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