Widdershins Smith 🐘

@juglugs
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#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
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Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefArchitect; #Geek; #ExAlcoholic
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets

I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

Politics#CentreLeft is where the heart is!
Religion#AntiTheist
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BREAKING: Israel's parliament has approved the death penalty BY HANGING as the default for Palestinians convicted of murdering Israelis

Meanwhile, multiple human rights orgs including Israeli orgs like B'TSalem confirm that Israelis kill Palestinians with impunity and face no accountabilty.

This is what apartheid looks like and shame on anyone gaslighting otherwise

Disappearing into the bog for some much-needed bog time, returning after a month with a new healthy glow and a strange, faraway look in my eyes like a wild hare
A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds
Does anyone know how to change the clock on an African Grey parrot?
I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing.
I give it six months.
Ah yes, time for the biannual gaslighting of the cat, in which I slowly shift meals by 15 minutes at a time for two weeks in a ritual that is both mystifying and infuriating for him.
Happy β€œmy car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate
The irony of all this is that the internet was created to save us time…