Widdershins Smith 🐘

@juglugs
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#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
#juglugs

Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefArchitect; #Geek; #ExAlcoholic
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets

I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

Politics#CentreLeft is where the heart is!
Religion#AntiTheist
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Have you ever felt fine during the end of the world as we know it?

The mysterious writhing mass growing in the back of my vegetable crisper has apparently picked up some basic language skills.

I'll get round to cleaning it out when it knows how to conjugate a verb

You are being manipulated.

#Israel #IranWar #RussianWar #Despots #IsraelWar

The FBI, studying my kidnapper’s proof of life photo of me, notice a morse code message of mustard stains across the front of my shirt that says: β€˜we’re out of mustard’
I have all of you listed from favorite to
least favorite, who I would trust with my cats, who I’d make out with and who I’d want on my side in the apocalypse on an excel spreadsheet

Stop with the euphemisms. Trumps is lying. He always lies.
Why are we even giving any headspace to what he says is happening in Iran??

The entire media is complicit in this downfall of society by their subservient reporting of the main protagonist

BBC News - Trump at a crossroads as US weighs tough options in Iran
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyxv87zwwpo

Trump at a crossroads as US weighs tough options in Iran

Statements from President Trump that the war is almost over are not matching up with the reality on the ground.

BBC News
Remember when people were fired for *reposting* accurate quotes from Charlie Kirk after he was killed.
I'm no fan of Mueller after he let the world's most corrupt and evil person completely off the hook, but I didn't want him dead...