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Widdershins Smith 🐘

@juglugs

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Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefArchitect; #Geek; #ExAlcoholic
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets

I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

Politics	#CentreLeft is where the heart is!
Religion	#AntiTheist
Linktree	https://linktr.ee/juglugs
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Widdershins Smith 🐘50m ago

It isn’t talking to yourself if there is a dog around

Widdershins Smith 🐘2h ago

Dementia is weird. Dad's old camper van just flashed up on his photo frame and I jokingly asked if he remembered the registration number (I do - which I've always found odd - he sold it 40 years ago) and he casually said GYD 804K which is absolutely correct!

Widdershins Smith 🐘8h ago

The two main problems in computer science:

Cache invalidation, naming conventions, and off-by-one errors.

Widdershins Smith 🐘1d ago

~n 1d ago

OH: "EBITDA - Earnings Before Iran, Tariffs & Donald Announcements"

Widdershins Smith 🐘2d ago

The most vital piece of this article is the last paragraph in bold italics

Britain orders 13 new super stealth cruisers for Royal Navy https://share.google/2vuJocZUg5jlG7sPs

Britain orders 13 new super stealth cruisers for Royal Navy

The vessels, understood to be part of a previously undisclosed maritime capability initiative, will reportedly incorporate an advanced low-observability architecture designed to significantly reduce their detectability across multiple domains.

UK Defence Journal

Widdershins Smith 🐘2d ago

This is, and always has been, one of my favourite memes.

It captures #tribalism perfectly.
I've learned to see triablism in almost all of human activity - it's in everything we do. Once I recognise it surfacing within myself, I can see it for what it really is.

It's a natural human condition; we hunt in packs. But we should recognise it and call it out in our daily actions.

Widdershins Smith 🐘4d ago

#Iran

Widdershins Smith 🐘4d ago

Qasim Rashid, Esq.4d ago

BREAKING: Israel's parliament has approved the death penalty BY HANGING as the default for Palestinians convicted of murdering Israelis

Meanwhile, multiple human rights orgs including Israeli orgs like B'TSalem confirm that Israelis kill Palestinians with impunity and face no accountabilty.

This is what apartheid looks like and shame on anyone gaslighting otherwise

Widdershins Smith 🐘4d ago

Disappearing into the bog for some much-needed bog time, returning after a month with a new healthy glow and a strange, faraway look in my eyes like a wild hare

Widdershins Smith 🐘4d ago

A cuckoo clock is the perfect gift for someone who likes to be frequently startled by mechanical birds