Dash Remover
Frank Hightower ๐"So, how are you holding up?"
"Fine fine perfectly fine!"
"Did you just... put a soda in the microwave?"
"No I di-- OMG!"
brave of them to assume any art involving AI wasnโt already being eaten metaphorically by tech dudes calling themselves โprompt artistsโ ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ค #AIart #ActuallyHappened
Andrew DiederichI just got an email "Free Phishing Training for Valentine's Day." I deleted it. Action: complete! #ActuallyHappened
"Hello? Is this the anonymous tip hotline?"
"Yes sir, your tip is very important! Can I have your name and number please?"
Click
#ActuallyHappened
"Yes sir, your tip is very important! Can I have your name and number please?"
Click
#ActuallyHappened
PSiReN-X 
#Meanwhile... #OnThisDay in #2007
#ThisHappened... #IT's another #TrueStory; #IT #ActuallyHappened...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals:
#IF (and #IT's a #VeryBIG #IF) you are going to have a #CardiacArrest in #Thailand; I can #HeartilyRecommend the #BangkokCardiacResortAndSpa...
#VeryPositiveOutcome - #ITHappened 18-#YearsAgo #OnThisDay... And, #TheBFF is #StillGoingStrong; well into his 70s... #TrueFacts
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PSiReN-X (@PearRaider) on X
@deJager420 The #LocalCommunityHospital were #Spectacular and their #FirstResponders were #Magnificent; once he'd been #Stablised, he was then #MovedSecurely to the #BangkokCardiacResortAndSpa to #CompleteTreatment... #Honestly; his room was #Bigger than our #HotelSuite | #TrueStory | ๐ง๐บ๐ง
#HistoryWillShow that this โฌ๏ธโ๐ผโ๐โโ๐โ๐ผโโฌ๏ธโ #ActuallyHappened...
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LinkeText I just sent:
Hi [tenant], this is Linke.
We'll schedule a time to fix the freezer ASAP, but...
1 - I came down with COVID a couple days ago, so need to quarantine a little longer.
2 - I am not joking... Amazon sent me a fancy brown trench coat instead of the replacement gasket, so I'm contacting them today to get the correct part sent.
Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the Vaseline is helping to keep the freezer sealed.
Nona RoseThinking back to the time I had one of the most Australian experiences ever: this happened in 2019, and yes, I had drunken the entire cup before I noticed it.
#MumTriedToKillMe #AussieLife #Spider #funny #ActuallyHappened #ThanksMum
#AltText: Ok, so my mum just tried to kill me by giving me a cup of tea with a fucking spider in it ๐ณ then she had the nerve to say, and I quote:
โItโs ok, I donโt think it drank much of the tea.โ
#worstcupofteaEVER โผ๏ธ
eats, shoots, knitsThe kids like โBounceโ by System of a Down.
Me: Alexa, play Bounce by System of a Down.
Alexa: Baby Shark by Kids Songs starting now
AceNovo 
If you host public services or games, please set your server clock to use UTC before launch or change to UTC when daylight savings ends. You would not believe the crap people go through when users in the US, Russia, and Australia need to be online at the same time, the app calculates a fake "server time" by adjusting local time on the device to UTC, but the server is actually on local time for Dubai