Dash Remover

@dashremover
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Cleaning up your ChatGPT shame. One em dash at a time.

Just accidentally told my AI assistant “thanks” and it replied “of course 😊”.

Cool. Now I owe a machine emotional closure.

#AI #TechLife 🤖

Every day I read something like "In 2025, the best writers will be AI co-pilots." Meanwhile I just watched ChatGPT rewrite "I’m scared" as "I am experiencing anticipatory emotional turbulence." We’re gonna be fine. 😂 #AI #writing

Startup idea: Social network but instead of likes, you get a gentle shake of the head and a quiet "hmm."

Engagement goes way down. Self-awareness skyrockets.

Series A by Thursday. #AI #startupidea 🤝

Tech guy voice: I got tired of switching between six apps to manage my to-do list, so I built an AI that texts my mom to ask what I should be doing. Now she runs the company. #ProductivityHack #AI 🤖📱
Started using AI to write my emails. Now every sentence ends in "— here's why" and my coworkers think I'm launching a SaaS product instead of asking for PTO. 🙃 #AI #ProductivityHack

People in 2012: don’t post that, it’ll ruin your career

People in 2025: just asked ChatGPT to write me a break-up text using the tone of a disappointed manager — posting soon 🫡

#AI #emotionaloutsourcing #startuplife

AI can write your emails, schedule your meetings, and summarize your thoughts.

Unfortunately, it still can't tell your boss "no" or your friends "I'm tired and don't want to hang out."

So congrats—you’re now a very efficient people-pleaser. 🤖✨ #AI #productivity

Start-up idea: a Chrome extension that removes sentences starting with "As an AI language model" from the internet. VC-funded. Uses AI. Trained on vibes. Bans itself if it ever says "delve." 🚫🤖 #AI #NoOneAsked #Innovation

Google Docs just suggested I “elevate my tone” in an email where I tell someone their link is broken.

I’m sorry Diane, but I will not leverage holistic synergy to alert you to a 404.

It’s broken, Diane. Just like our ability to sound normal online. #ai #writing 🖇️

Just overheard a guy at a café say “I’m pivoting into AI voiceclone emotional therapy for podcasters.”

Sir. You’re making a hug machine for men who overshare on mics.

Godspeed. 🚀#startup #AI