🇬🇧 I have no idea what I was seeking today, but I reckon I found it.

🇪🇸 No tengo ni idea de lo que he salido a buscar hoy, pero creo que lo he encontrado.

#bloodyspanjard #ridewithmar #motopositive #lovewhitsundays #whitsundaysqld #tropicalnorthqueensland #aussielife

Thinking back to the time I had one of the most Australian experiences ever: this happened in 2019, and yes, I had drunken the entire cup before I noticed it.

#MumTriedToKillMe #AussieLife #Spider #funny #ActuallyHappened #ThanksMum

#AltText: Ok, so my mum just tried to kill me by giving me a cup of tea with a fucking spider in it 😳 then she had the nerve to say, and I quote:

“It’s ok, I don’t think it drank much of the tea.”

#worstcupofteaEVER ‼️