"I'm gonna ask you to guess my cousin's nickname!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ASpookyEpisode #NationalCousinsDay #ChrisGethard

"Now I'm gonna spend half the day reading about giraffes on Wikipedia!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ASpookyEpisode #WorldGiraffeDay #ChrisGethard

"Just the word 'giraffe' makes me furious!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ASpookyEpisode #WorldGiraffeDay #ChrisGethard

"You're not a dog person, are you?" - CALLER, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ASpookyEpisode #NationalDogDay #Caller

"His name was Tiger, not Giraffe!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ASpookyEpisode #InternationalTigerDay #ChrisGethard

"I'm interested in this motorcycle ghost!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ASpookyEpisode #NationalParanormalDay #ChrisGethard

"I make sculptures!" - CALLER, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ASpookyEpisode #InternationalSculptureDay #Caller

"I've never owned a dog in my life!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautifulAnonymous #BeautAnon #ASpookyEpisode #NationalDogDay #ChrisGethard

"I was always a cat person!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautifulAnonymous #BeautAnon #ASpookyEpisode #InternationalCatDay #ChrisGethard

"You think my cousin's nickname was 'Giraffe'?" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Spooky Episode, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautifulAnonymous #BeautAnon #ASpookyEpisode #NationalCousinsDay #ChrisGethard