"What's your favorite Pokémon?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Rules of Combat, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard

"I just recently redownloaded Pokémon GO!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard

"It's generally quieter than my house." - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #QuietDay #ChrisGethard

"What is your favorite brand of tortilla chips?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Dreaming of Kamloops, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalTortillaChipDay #ChrisGethard

"I can't remember a time where I've laughed harder than when Rudy Giuliani gave that speech at that fuckin' Four Seasons place!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly), Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalRudyDay #ChrisGethard

"I'm from California." - CALLER, Election Day Special 2024, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalCaliforniaDay

"We would have wine." - MY DEAD LOVER IS MY SPERM DONOR, Beautiful Follow-Ups: My Dead Lover Is My Sperm Donor, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDrinkWineDay

"I was never on SNL!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Imagine a Road Trip in the Sky, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard

"They weren't just trying to save the humpback whales!" - CALLER, Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #WorldWhaleDay

"No." - CHRIS GETHARD, 2023 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard