"Hello to all my burrito robots!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Pro Wrestler, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ProWrestler #NationalBurritoDay #ChrisGethard

"Is Artemis gonna be a manned mission?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Beautiful Follow-Ups: The Whirlpool Galaxy (BA+ Bonus), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"Does Lake Hopatcong have any sea monsters?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Origins of the New Jersey Devil, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #HappyBirthdayHopatcong #Hopatcong #ChrisGethard

"Can't say I'm familiar with the phrase." - CHRIS GETHARD, Queerness and Faith, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"You understand that this is your cat now, right?" - CHRIS GETHARD, The World's Sickest Cat, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #RespectYourCatDay #ChrisGethard

"He convinced me to drink whiskey!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Interview: Joanna Angel, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #InternationalWhiskeyDay #ChrisGethard

"I don't even know how you get out of bed in the morning." - CHRIS GETHARD, Three Different Dads, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"We've gotta get off Twitter." - CHRIS GETHARD, Teenage Entrepreneur, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #TwitterDay #ChrisGethard

"I can't stress enough how much I love the West Orange Saint Patrick's Day Parade!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The West Orange St Patricks Day Parade: The Real Deal, New Jersey Is The World #NewJersey #NewJerseyIsTheWorld #SaintPatricksDay #ChrisGethard

"I don't sleep anymore." - CHRIS GETHARD, Athletic Trainer Turned Montana Game Warden, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #WorldSleepDay #ChrisGethard