"I don't even know how you get out of bed in the morning." - CHRIS GETHARD, Three Different Dads, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"It's okay to be uncomfortable." - CALLER, Bubble Busker Bingo Card, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #OKDay

"There was a puppet." - CALLER, Bubble Busker Bingo Card, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #WorldPuppetryDay

"We've gotta get off Twitter." - CHRIS GETHARD, Teenage Entrepreneur, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #TwitterDay #ChrisGethard

"I got drunk." - CALLER, We Can't Name It FeetFinder, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon

"Actually, amongst scientists, astronomers are known as the ones who know how to party the most." - CALLER, Sky Full of Ghosts, Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #SkyFullofGhosts #CelebrateScientistsDay

"I don't sleep anymore." - CHRIS GETHARD, Athletic Trainer Turned Montana Game Warden, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #WorldSleepDay #ChrisGethard

"In my family they are referred to as DADDY BURGERS!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Sorority House Jane Goodall, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"Do you do marching band, as well?" - CHRIS GETHARD, We Can't Name It FeetFinder, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalMarchingBandDay #ChrisGethard

"Yeah, totally." - CALLER, You Can Go Back To Your Seat Now, Thanks, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #YouCanGoBackToYourSeatNowThanks