"How do you like being a librarian?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Polyamorous Witch Librarian Who Also Worked at a Brothel, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalLibrarianDay #ChrisGethard

"He eats grilled cheese sandwiches." - CALLER, Your Kid's Not Broken. They're Just Different., Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalGrilledCheeseSandwichDay

"You can work at NASA!" - CALLER, Sky Full of Ghosts, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #SkyFullofGhosts #InternationalDayforHumanSpaceFlight

"DID YOUR DOG PASS AWAY‽" - CHRIS GETHARD, Sorority House Jane Goodall, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalPetDay #ChrisGethard

"Dogs shouldn't live in a house!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Beautiful Follow Ups: Honor Among the Barbers of Kansas, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalPetDay #ChrisGethard

"Do you have siblings?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Morality Muscles, Midwest Chili, Medical Devices, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalSiblingsDay #ChrisGethard

"Do you have siblings?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Thirteen Secret Second Cousins, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalSiblingsDay #ChrisGethard

"Hello to everybody who's had some weird days at the zoo!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Morality Muscles, Midwest Chili, Medical Devices, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalZooLoversDay #ChrisGethard

"Hello to all my burrito robots!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Pro Wrestler, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ProWrestler #NationalBurritoDay #ChrisGethard

"Is Artemis gonna be a manned mission?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Beautiful Follow-Ups: The Whirlpool Galaxy (BA+ Bonus), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard