Tab CombsWe have decided to embrace the musical chaos
Court Cantrell does not comply10yo: Oops, I left the light on again. Goodbye electricity, hellooooo retirement!
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me: You seem quiet today. Are you thoughtful or just tired?
10: I dunno
me: I could believe both. Especially tired, Miss I Have To Get Up 5 Times After Lights Out To Go To The Bathroom And Ask Questions And Find Notes From School That Need Signing ๐
10 *looks at me somberly*: I'm a chipmunk!
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Kids are weird and wonderful.
Feral 10yo is a velociraptor this morning.
That's it. Y'all may now return to your own regular shenanigans.
10yo fell off her bike & hit her knee and is now sitting with leg elevated and ice on knee.
10: Mama, what are you doing?
me: trying to find the button to turn off the TV. why, what're *you* doing?
10: sittin' here like a leper
This kid, y'all. ๐๐คฃ
John kilby
10yo just staggered into the living room from her bed, frowning. "I keep having Minecraft dreams and they're annoying!"
Oh look, the consequences of her screentime choices, which I did not set many limits on today because we're both sick. ๐๐
"Any sport with women playing is a good sport."
--my 10yo
10yo: I can't believe I am already TEN
me: you're more than 10. the year from 10 to 11 is already half over
10yo: oh.... hoooooo boy
Old before her time.