Tab CombsWe have decided to embrace the musical chaos
Court Cantrell does not comply10yo: Oops, I left the light on again. Goodbye electricity, hellooooo retirement!
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me: You seem quiet today. Are you thoughtful or just tired?
10: I dunno
me: I could believe both. Especially tired, Miss I Have To Get Up 5 Times After Lights Out To Go To The Bathroom And Ask Questions And Find Notes From School That Need Signing π
10 *looks at me somberly*: I'm a chipmunk!
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Kids are weird and wonderful.
Feral 10yo is a velociraptor this morning.
That's it. Y'all may now return to your own regular shenanigans.
10yo fell off her bike & hit her knee and is now sitting with leg elevated and ice on knee.
10: Mama, what are you doing?
me: trying to find the button to turn off the TV. why, what're *you* doing?
10: sittin' here like a leper
This kid, y'all. ππ€£
John kilby
10yo just staggered into the living room from her bed, frowning. "I keep having Minecraft dreams and they're annoying!"
Oh look, the consequences of her screentime choices, which I did not set many limits on today because we're both sick. ππ
"Any sport with women playing is a good sport."
--my 10yo
10yo: I can't believe I am already TEN
me: you're more than 10. the year from 10 to 11 is already half over
10yo: oh.... hoooooo boy
Old before her time.