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Finding 6 bald eagles on your front porch deserves endless retweets
Finding 6 bald eagles on your front porch deserves endless retweets
Zardu Hasselfrau
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@Some_Emo_Chick I love this so much!
ScalziI'm up more than 10K followers on Mastodon since October, and down 6k followers on Twitter in the same timeframe, so congratulations, my fellow Mastodonians, you beat the spread, come collect your winnings from the bookies
@parkermolloy As a Browns fan (still debating if I am after the Deshaun Watson and Kareem Hunt signings), I didn’t finish the article. I got lost reading all of the qb names, curled into the fetal position and started crying.
Btw, being a Bears fan is equally hard although there was one team in the 80’s…
Qasim Rashid, Esq.Ayesha: Did you give [7-year-old] more cookies?
Me: 😯 Maybe?
Ayesha: She’s eaten a dozen cookies today. She doesn’t need more.
Me: But she sang me a song about how much she loves cookies. I couldn’t say no!
Ayesha: A song. Really😐
Me: She’s basically a starving artist😅
Ayesha: 🤦🏽♀️
#DadJokes
Me: 😯 Maybe?
Ayesha: She’s eaten a dozen cookies today. She doesn’t need more.
Me: But she sang me a song about how much she loves cookies. I couldn’t say no!
Ayesha: A song. Really😐
Me: She’s basically a starving artist😅
Ayesha: 🤦🏽♀️
#DadJokes
Jeff Jarvis
@ianhillmedia @dansinker Sigh. In a federated universe, people share the load. I am using money from my center at CUNY to support the out-of-pocket costs of @adamdavidson starting journa.host because the fediverse is run by such volunteers. We in news media will benefit from this federated ecosystem--no longer subject to the whims of insane moguls--and should pay back. Everything isn't about us and our pathetic bottom lines.
Dire Wolf 
It's like trying to get all your drunk friends to follow you to the next bar.
I have fewer followers on Mastodon than on Twitter by an order of magnitude, but I'm guessing the number of followers here who are bots/trolls is much closer to zero than over there. Hello, real humans!
L O L G O PI hate the ugliness of all this but imagine what DeSantis' army of sweaty dudes who call anyone they don't like "Groomers" would say if Biden were at the center a story like this.
Top Ron DeSantis ally, under investigation for sexual misconduct, found dead in a parking lot
https://politicalwire.com/2022/12/13/top-desantis-ally-found-dead-in-parking-lot/
Top DeSantis Ally Found Dead in Parking Lot
A prominent donor and ally of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) was found dead of an apparent suicide in a parking lot in North Florida last week, the Orlando Weekly reports.The Florida Times Union says investigators were scrutinizing the man's alleged sexual misconduct.