Qasim Rashid, Esq.
Ayesha: Did you give [7-year-old] more cookies?
Me: 😯 Maybe?
Ayesha: She’s eaten a dozen cookies today. She doesn’t need more.
Me: But she sang me a song about how much she loves cookies. I couldn’t say no!
Ayesha: A song. Really😐
Me: She’s basically a starving artist😅
Ayesha: 🤦🏽‍♀️
#DadJokes
Dec 19, 2022 at 2:58pmMastodon for iOS
Show threadBranwen OShea (she/her)Dec 19, 2022
@QasimRashid 😂
Show threadEmperor Joshua Norton IIDec 19, 2022

@QasimRashid Soooo.... Have you promoted Ayesha's store here on Mastodon yet?

I mean, I believe the rule is one dad joke equals one promotion, right?

Show threadJarrudaDec 19, 2022
@QasimRashid
Flawless logic
Show threadKevin GaminDec 19, 2022
@QasimRashid I think I know a starting lawyer who's not getting any cookies. 😆
Show threadAstro JonnyDec 19, 2022
@QasimRashid 😂 😂