@ADDiane oh my gawwd

@ADDiane 😂

@ADDiane ...which is like trying to get my family together to leave on time.

@ADDiane just need the classic #FreeBeer sign pointing this way 🍺 If you pour it, they will come. 😆

@ADDiane herding cats

@ADDiane dude seriously like reporters are still posting their colleagues getting suspended. Like just abandon ship already.

@ADDiane this hits home 👀

@ADDiane lol, I've been there a few times! Definitely feels similar.

@ADDiane we are on the same page !

@ADDiane 😂

@ADDiane You the designated driver? lol

@ADDiane to me it feels like Rick’s American cafe. We’re all fleeing to here, hoping to find a permanent place.

@ADDiane and they keep wanting to go in the fancy one with a door man and a line, instead of this cool neighborhood pub right here

@ADDiane I made need to quote this, far too accurate. LOL

@ADDiane You focus on the fun ones, let the others figure it out.

@ADDiane totally

@ADDiane exactly! So funny!

@ADDiane great analogy! 😂

@ADDiane it really felt that way 6 weeks ago

@ADDiane Instant evergreen 🌲🙌

@ADDiane Trying to haul along that one guy who can’t leave until he’s invited someone to meet him outside…

@ADDiane I had to Boost and Favorite your post 🖖🏼

@ADDiane 😂

@ADDiane standing outside the old bar, fire shooting out the window openings, "Come on folks, let's try that next bar, the one that's not on fi re!"

@ADDiane @swahl Though we’re not going to the next bar. We’re going to that awesome brewery with the great patio. And it’s in that nearby town with all the other great breweries.

@ADDiane Similarly, you’ll likely end up saying, “Toldja so.”

@ADDiane UUUUUGGGGHHHHH I HATE HOW ACCURATE THIS IS

@ADDiane
Except the last bar smelled like raw sewage and there was a fight breaking out in the parking lot. It didn't take much to convince me to leave.

@ADDiane I’m putting very little effort in this

@ADDiane
Exactly!😅

@ADDiane
Them: “It’s too hard to find people because they have all those different server names.”
Me: “You mean like email?”
Them: It’s too complicated. It’s too difficult. It’s too confusing. It’s too……”
Me: “How hard can it be if over 3000 people per hour are joining?”
Them: “No. We’re going to Post. It’s easier.”
Me: “OK. Look me up when the latest iteration of super rich venture capitalist pisses you off.”

@ADDiane 🤣🤣🤣👍 Perfect analogy.

@ADDiane @MaaikeV HAHAHAHA! True this! 😁

@ADDiane HAAAHAHAHAHA NICE

@ADDiane 🎯

@ADDiane lol, this, I went back into the bar yesterday to tell them “don’t you realize it’s closing time, come on!!!”

@ADDiane if this wasn’t about #twittermigration, it shoulda/coulda/woulda been ☝🏼

@ADDiane 😆​

@ADDiane I wanted to see how the fight turned out but OK

@ADDiane if you flash them they will follow you

@ADDiane They are easier to convince when the bar owner is also drunk, vomits on the tables, starts shouting and hitting the customers.

@ADDiane I like the tipsy strangers already here.

@ADDiane Hic.