Zardu Hasselfrau
ScalziI have fewer followers on Mastodon than on Twitter by an order of magnitude, but I'm guessing the number of followers here who are bots/trolls is much closer to zero than over there. Hello, real humans!
Greg Pak@scalzi Hi!
Ryan Pollard 💾@scalzi Hello, Mr. Scalzi.
Doug Tabacco
Erika Ensign
Glenn Fleishman@HollyGoDarkly @scalzi yes, hello, this is dog
Shawn M.@scalzi Hello sir!
Hm… I’m skeptical
P H Lee 🪬@scalzi hi john!
Tom Truszkowski
simplysyn@scalzi why hello there☺️📚👋
orrmaybenot@scalzi heyooooooooo
I just finished Kaiju Preservation Society and then this post popped up on my federated feed. #muchexcite
I just finished Kaiju Preservation Society and then this post popped up on my federated feed. #muchexcite
Nansfruit@orrmaybenot @scalzi Wasn't that a great book? My husband and I really enjoyed it. I want to see an artist's rendering of a Kaiju. My mind has it looking like a T-Rex with tentacles. 😆🦖🐙
Momma Zanne (Mrs. Hooker)@scalzi hello! Have some fresh baked bread! (I baked this tonight and still can't get over it.)
Michael Gouker ✅@zannetastic I love a good loaf! LOL
keeps vis.social running@scalzi Hello!
You still have an awful lot of followers here, especially by mastodon standards. :)
Brian Wolven@kristinHenry @scalzi And we are real people – who read books! Except maybe for that GPT oddball…😉
wiredog@scalzi Howdy!
Where are the scamperbeasts?
Where are the scamperbeasts?
Arthur Wyatt
Keshwyn
Catherine
Jamie Lendino@scalzi Nothing here but us bots!
crAshBanzai@scalzi
🤖 GREETINGS HUMAN 🤖
🤖 GREETINGS HUMAN 🤖
Dodo & the Brawn
GLC@scalzi
Hello, hello.
Hello, hello.
Larry Rubinow@scalzi Hello from me, definitely a real person and not a bot as far as you know.
dlgreen@scalzi I am for sure a real human. Trust me.
Stop That@scalzi Definitely! And welcome to the Fediverse!
Heterodox This
Dr. Juan Cabanela@scalzi hello real cat minion.
mackafritz
SarekOfVulcan@scalzi *passes you a burrito*
Dr. Rachel Reddick@scalzi What if we're a dog on the Internet, but no one knows?
@scalzi Hello back!
Over the Hill Gaming@scalzi Wait a minute...
That sounds like BOT TALK to me!
Matilda@scalzi beep boop
Archimage@scalzi bots don’t eat burritos.
Jason Jones@scalzi Greetings fellow humans.
So, how many buses did you see in those captcha images? Was it as many as I found?
So, how many buses did you see in those captcha images? Was it as many as I found?
Nathan Tobias@scalzi Hello, fellow human and feline service provider!
Ryan@scalzi 🤖 Are you sure? 🤖
Kam@scalzi Hello!
Lawrence Carrington@scalzi Hello there
dr 🛠️🛰️📡🎧
@scalzi Plus you've only been here for 5 weeks...
Michael
"Extinct" Onceler@scalzi Hale hello, fellow follower!
Ian@scalzi Hello totally real human!
Lara@scalzi hello! I am a follower there, as real as humans get (a dog whines for his walk) and around 6 months behind reading anything over there.
Ethan Bergstrom@scalzi Hello! Looking forward to your burrito abominations and fellow scifi writer trolling on this new distributed hellsite!
Nora. Yep.
Lee Dohm@scalzi Greetings programs! Errr wait no ... that's not right ...
Michael McCallister@scalzi Glad to see you John!
Dave Wilburn 
@scalzi
HELLO, [username]. IT IS GOOD TO MEET FELLOW HUMAN/NOT ROBOTS.
HELLO, [username]. IT IS GOOD TO MEET FELLOW HUMAN/NOT ROBOTS.
Kitty Unpretty
Mario@scalzi I can prove I'm not a bot! Please send pictures of staircases, or boats, or buses.
Larry Anderson 🕊️@scalzi Hello, sir!
crows and pawns
Gabriela
hybrid havoc@scalzi Hello and thanks for all the burritos.
Larry Clapp@scalzi Hey! 🙋♂️
Garheade@scalzi Howdy!