turmoni

@turmoni@treehouse.systems
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Also goes by Dave. Lives in Reading, UK. Generally techy and a regular cyclist.
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got one of the first parts for tangara 2! we’re gonna keep making them bigger the more people complain!
I'm sure I must have made this observation before but is there actually any reason at all for the "ml" unit on digital scales to exist, other than to make you go through the same unit twice and to lie at you about anything that's not (the same density as) water?
God, this bubble burst is going to be so brutal

Oh damn, I could've got a Streetpass hit if only I'd taken my 3DS to Download Festival

#3DS #DownloadFestival

* What?
So apparently if you have property stolen from you, you find it on eBay, the place that sold it on eBay confirms it's yours, but the property was sent to a different part of the UK and they don't have a suspect, that's the end of everything? They know where your property is, but nothing happens about it. This seems... dysfunctional and wrong.
@gsuberland @sil I like how my feed has two people tooting about Eurovision and the opinions seem to be entirely opposite to one another
@mcc did you intentionally boost a post about Iceland during their utter batshit Eurovision entry, or were you blissfully unaware (I apologise if I am the fiftieth person to ask this I do not know how to properly check for this on the Fediverse)
@firefly I have returned with picture
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got one of the first parts for tangara 2! we’re gonna keep making them bigger the more people complain!
@jacqueline will the tangara 2 have grok 3 and labubu summoner

@max
What a terrible day to be able to read

@jacqueline

@jacqueline look! A macrocontroller!
@jacqueline Heard they use an incredible 1mm process node.
@jacqueline okay but a comically gigantic Tangara does sound awesome tho
@SnoopJ @jacqueline my god, it's full of (grammy-award-winning) stars
@jacqueline does it work on 2.4hz wifi?
@jacqueline Finally, an ESP32 that serves as an entree!
@jacqueline I assume this was fabricated using TSMC's new 3mm process node.
@jacqueline where can I get my hands on such a monstrosity?

@jacqueline

Feature size: 3nm
Features per die: all of them
Dies per wafer: 1 if you're lucky

@jacqueline ah, Tangara Jukebox Edition
@gsuberland
@jacqueline
When you shuffle, it's like being on The Price is Right.

@gsuberland @jacqueline

"According to the archives, this was called an iPod."

@jacqueline I’ve heard of VLSI but this is ridiculous.
@jacqueline "Courage. The courage to move on and do something better for all of us."

@jacqueline your nail is so pretty!

(Also approve of the oversized Tangara 2 though I think it could be bigger still)

@jacqueline If you overclock that, it would make a sweet heating coffee coaster.
@jacqueline Wohoho, don't know what tangara2 is, but that big boy is cool!
@jacqueline Oh, a new i-pod style music player, cool!!!
@jacqueline i know it would be even bigger but this looks like some home-fabricated esp32 lol
@jacqueline can... can i eat it? i want to eat it this looks like it would be a good snack idk why
@jacqueline Oh! I see you're making a backpack MP3 player!
@jacqueline
This would look so cute next to my "lipo pillow"
@futurebird @jacqueline that’s a *beautiful* pillow 😻

@futurebird @jacqueline

This is not normal battery behavior. Batteries only do this when they are very distressed.

@futurebird @jacqueline You know if you sit down too hard you die with that thing, right?
@futurebird @jacqueline 1000 mAh? That thing is way more enlarged than I first thought!
@futurebird @jacqueline seems a bit dangerous to me.
@futurebird Ooo! A spicy pillow! 🀣
@jacqueline Increased transistor size means v2 can double as a space heater!
@jacqueline 40nm process with 12TB flash and 12TB SRAM!!! 😍

@0h00000000 @jacqueline More like a 40mm process. 😁

Next step: a 40m process.

@0h00000000 @jacqueline Yeah, but instead of vacuum tubes and tape it's just lots and lots of silicon with gigantic traces.
@nazokiyoubinbou 32kHz core clock? Bus capacitance under 10uF?
@0h00000000 Who needs performance when you can pump out whole kilowatts through the CPU itself? That's got to be useful for... something... ... I just can't think of what.
@jacqueline I want my tangara to be luggable, and barely at that
@ozzelot @jacqueline That sounds more like Tankara.
@shine
Well, that goes into the category of things that lug *you*...
@jacqueline

@jacqueline

Tuck it under your laptop then say "look everyone! a computer on a chip!"

(showing myself out already, no need to ask)

"actually it's not a chip it's a package"

(some things live rent free in my head and I hate it.)

"computer in a package" sounds silly.

Anyway...

@futurebird
nice of you to offer a SOP for people call it a package and not a chip
@jacqueline where to get this? I only found rp2040 ones

@jacqueline The irony of that being you're already entering "ESP32 Supercomputer" territory with something that big, which kind of defeats the original purpose of the ESP line of microcontrollers...

Which means of course you need to go bigger! πŸ˜›

@jacqueline oh, with straps as a backpack?
@jacqueline https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=27aVPqpnL7Y Perfect for those giant phones I keep hearing about.
Trigger Happy TV - The big phone guy

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