Trevor Battle

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In 1974, the federal minimum wage was $2 an hour. Adjusting for inflation, that would be $416,000 an hour today. The system is broken.
Nature is crazy.
exercising her 2nd amendment rights
Related: some of the best traditions are silly or weird or trivial traditions. Traditions related to repeating events like holidays can be a lot of fun and even very moving. But, you may discover that your new favorite traditions are just the dumb group rituals that arise amongst people who like each other and quietly treasure the hours and years they've spent sharing mundane things.

Just listening to that podcast where the theme song is Steve Jobs rapping about how well the Apple /// is selling.

(He's lying)

This is the way

For the last time:

Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into

Please stop screaming into the abyss we are not insured for that

Did you know that cacti can be a source of water in an emergency?

If you encounter someone who won't share their water, repeatedly hit them with a cactus until they give it to you.

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I always see more people walking into Costco than out of Costco... but the meat is cheap so I don't ask questions.

“Daddy what is this cable?”

“Oh that’s called a parallel cable. A DB-25 if I remember correctly.”

“What do you use it for?”

“Literally nothing.”

“Are you going to throw it away then?”

“Absolutely not.”