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@maxleibman
Solutions architect. Recovering project manager. Maker of small-batch, artisanal bad jokes.
| Location | Kansas City metro area (United States) |
| Language | English |
| Pronouns | He/him |
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@maxleibman
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Me, in high school in the 1990s: hoping every class period would be just watching a video so I didn't have to learn anything.
Me, online in the 2020s: hoping none of these links will lead to watching a video because I want to learn something.
Me, online in the 2020s: hoping none of these links will lead to watching a video because I want to learn something.
TGIF: Thank God It’s Friday.
WTFIW: What The Fuck?! It’s Wednesday.
tk 🍜@maxleibman the 404 media podcast https://www.404media.co/the-404-media-podcast/
If your selection becomes stuck in the vending machine, do not rock the machine in an attempt to shake your purchase loose, as this may cause the the machine to tip over and crush you.
Instead, wait for the next visit of the technician who stocks and maintains the machine, and then tip it over on him.
I’m not wasting time on Mastodon, YOU’RE wasting time on Mastodon. I already posted this. I’m gone.
Me, in high school in the 1990s: hoping every class period would be just watching a video so I didn't have to learn anything.
Me, online in the 2020s: hoping none of these links will lead to watching a video because I want to learn something.
Me, online in the 2020s: hoping none of these links will lead to watching a video because I want to learn something.
donni saphireEvery day do one thing that terrifies you. Just ruin your day with that thing
I was serious when I told you I stamp my best puns onto silver coins.
I mint what I said.