For the last time:

Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into

Please stop screaming into the abyss we are not insured for that

@Lana
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@Woodswalked @Lana This is what happens when you stare into the void. Donโ€™t say I didnโ€™t warn you.
@Lana False. Jean Valjean would like a word with you about voids; _he_ certainly had no trouble staring into them.
@Lana I'm sorry but what are the sanctioned activities I can perform with this All-Encompassing Nothingness I got? (it was a great deal at Target).
@MyLittleMetroid All-Encompassing Nothingnesses are for hurling your hopes and dreams of home ownership into
@Lana Ah that explains why Ikea has it in the storage solutions section.
@Lana @aronow I stare into a void everyday, and the void "screams" back
@Lana
...and volcanoes are for hurtling our billionaires into.
@Lana I got an abysmal void which accepts both stares and screams

@Lana
Me: screaming into the abyss

Abyss, staring: ...could you stop?

@Lana
Why does my breakdown have to have so many rules?
@Lana So instead of telling the abyss to go pound sand, I should have screamed it into the void? Sorry - my mistake.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
@xinicit @Lana Plus, if it eventually echoes back, that'll mess us all up.
@Lana screaming into the abyss, hugging the void!

@Lana Once they perfect portability, people can have abyss goggles and void masks, so they can do everything at once, wherever they are.

Imagine the efficiency.

@Lana Caveat: void cat is not for screaming into. Screaming into void cat may result in lacerations.
@xorn void cat is for scritching and petting only. Please do not scream into void cat.
@Lana This is why I am here and always click โ€˜renewโ€™ every time my subscription comes up.
@Lana This classic seems relevant
@Lana @kittylyst Iโ€™m guessing the insurance was void anyway?
@Lana Oh no I've been staring into the void this whole time, will I be okay?
@Lana Here's my recommended mnemonic: get a black dog and a black cat, name the dog Abyss and the cat Void.

@Lana

โ€œI would hurl words into this darkness and wait for an echo, and if an echo sounded, no matter how faintly, I would send other words to tell, to march, to fight, to create a sense of hunger for life that gnaws in us all.โ€

โ€”Richard Wright

@Lana There's always one person ruining things for everyone else.
@Lana this feels like something from Portal
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Damn, I keep getting them mixed up because I always avoid the abyss.
@Lana
How serendipitou to see these posts in this order - clearly the fox needed to check the screaming/staring protocol before getting started
@Lana Thanks to the ISO 9899 standard, we can also cast into the void.
@Lana
You *can* scream into an abyss - but you might not like what might come crawling out of it, answering your callโ€ฆ

@Lana
The probable couse of events would be:

Scream into the void.

Stare into the abyss (of bleak future).

Scream into the abyss (strongly discouraged).

Stare into the abyss (again) - or at what is moning in there.

Scream into the abyss (again) - or at whatโ€™s coming from there.

Stare into the void (after your mind has left).

@Lana Is this a subtext about the missing stare no one mentions?
@Lana but if i scream at the void he just gets sad and meows at me

@Lana

Being Babe of the Abyss ๐Ÿ‘
Being Offspring of the Void ๐Ÿ‘Ž

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Attached: 2 images How embarrassing. Not only did I share a post from mastodon that turned out to be stolen over on Blueskyโ€” it was stolen FROM Bluesky, from a mutual of mine, and used by someone to go viral here. Someone who apparently makes a habit of trolling other sites to steal content and pawn it off as their own. This post was stolen within a couple of hours, like geez. Have you no decency.

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@Lana I need to howl. Where may I howl? What are the risks of it howling back?
@colinrosenthal Please feel free to howl into the Unceasing Eternal Windโ„ข๏ธ. Conveniently priced at $14.95/month.