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Tex Jun 21, 2023

Three things you should never fuck around with: 1.) wild animals 2.) the ocean 3.) wild animals in the ocean

Tex Jun 21, 2023

Y’all keep playing around with the deep sea and see what happens. I’ll be over here on dry land, where it’s safe. I need to live

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Tex Jun 21, 2023

95% of the ocean hasn’t been explored. You know why? Because it will slap the shit out of you

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Tex Jun 21, 2023

People been singing songs and writing books for centuries about how the sea will kill you, and people think they’re just gonna try to get cute with it. Keep fucking around with the ocean and finding out

Tex Jun 21, 2023

I’m just saying: why would you fuck with the ocean

Tex Jun 19, 2023

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Jenniferplusplus Jun 18, 2023

Imagine the utopia we could have if most of us weren't so tired and stressed that we could actually do things in our supposed free time, instead of recovering from the work week.

Tex Jun 15, 2023

Hey folks, COVID is still a thing and wildfires are, too. Fisher Scientific is offering a crazy deal on N95 masks: $30 for a pack of 400. Even if you’ve stopped masking, it’s not too late to start again. Protect yourself and protect your community:

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Tex Jun 14, 2023