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Soft-spoken security old guy. 
Multi-industry, always infosec, often IT/OT, sometimes physical/personal. I can find a policy, a pentest, or a bulletproof vest that suits your needs.

I mostly write like I prefer my coffee - dark, bitter, scalding. 


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It seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.

I know you've always been curios. How does the #curl code base compare to a few great literary works of art when it comes to number of words?

Happy to be at service:

IT'S HAPPENING

GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

#github

I can't figure out how to put the coffee beans in my new grinder.

Has anyone in #infosec or #cybersecurity on #fedi figured out a lean and easy way to filter all the #CVE bot posts on their score or product?

I get bursts of a wide range, and basically I only want a narrow subset. But I do want them.

NINETY DAYS

NINETY INCIDENTS

NINETY PERCENT

YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

#github

RE: https://mas.to/@carnage4life/116293196206599146

That's a Level 18 incident, right there.

As in "How old must the whisky be?"

Now and then I talk to people in a position to recruit a #CISO, in more social off-work settings.

If the topic of #infosec comes up, and it does a lot more nowadays, not too seldom these execs complain "When we post the job, we get 100 younglings applying, but no masters - why is that? Are you CISO people just fat cats never moving around?"

I can't really tell them the truth. #Sweden is not that big, and we elders talk. We know for a fact your org wants a Swiss Army Knife Sacrificial Goat, because that's what the last 2-3 CISOs in the role at your place experienced, and shared.

Be nice to your #security people, or it will degrade in more than one way.