Jules she/herIt seems some bastard is building an app that scrapes your Mastodon feed and uses an LLM to summarise posts every hour, and I feel I could do that for free and without the massive resource costs and privacy violations? The US government is doing something hateful and stupid, science is awesome, the UK government is doing something hateful and stupid, trans people are hot, people are making crafts, the catgirls are meowing at each other, Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way and you should use Linux. Post hourly. You're welcome.
Alx 🐈Laurie Voss (@[email protected])
https://zeitgeist.blue is a multi-social-network app that summarizes your feed for the last 24 hours to let you catch up with doomscrolling. Now with support for Mastodon!
Anna
Francis Cook@mothninja @afewbugs apparently not, he “wasn’t aware of it”
Robin@robincrow I just can't get my head around how much he apparently did not expect the reaction that anyone who had been on Mastodon for more then two minutes would have predicted
River Crow@afewbugs @robincrow yikes. How could anyone think this is a good idea?
The Crafty Miss@afewbugs moss, bicycles
F4GRX Sébastien@afewbugs and destroy capitalism.
wolfie 🐺
Rob Pumphrey@afewbugs
Time to start talking about gravy?
Time to start talking about gravy?
billy joe bowers 🗽JFC what fucking clueless dickhole that guy is. What makes people like that?
Jonathan T@afewbugs @NellytheWillow Cats.
Only every second, not hourly.
Robotistry@afewbugs Also cats, flowers, landscapes, moss, books.
effika
Saguaro LynxLOL!
Now, I am *very* curious about this item:
"Ben is storing Creme Eggs in a medically inadvisable way"
8- )
@SaguaroLynx may I introduce you to @TheBreadmonkey , the man, the myth, the meme
BenIt sprung from this baffling news article that seems to have mutated into people insinuating I put confectionary up me
Ben (@[email protected])
The internet is a confusing place. I was looking for news stories about Mr Blobby, then I somehow fell down an INSANE rabbit-hole so that when my wife came in and asked what I'm doing because I'm supposed to be getting ready, I said to her the following.................. I'm trying to verify that the man who holds the record for inserting most creme eggs into his anus was eaten by a crocodile. I hate the internet. (It's 9!) Edit - I don't know if they were wrapped or unwrapped and I don't know if he was eaten by a crocodile as the Daily Sport asserts in their article.
@TheBreadmonkey @SaguaroLynx without wishing to victim blame, had I stumbled across this news story I don't think I would have thought "You know who are a mature bunch of people to share this with who won't make any weird insinuations whatsoever? The good folk of Mastodon that's who."
I was partly right about assuming that this involved the alimentary canal.
I prefer my choice of top end.
jamesb (MW1CGG)@TheBreadmonkey
I assumed you had staff that would put them up you so you didn't have to put your back out trying.
@afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
I assumed you had staff that would put them up you so you didn't have to put your back out trying.
@afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Jeeves! Fetch the tools.
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
Just a speculum and a high-powered slingshot
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
I immediately regret saying this
@jamesb @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Theriac
kit@TheBreadmonkey @afewbugs @SaguaroLynx I didn’t get the Ben reference, either, I’d clearly missed that toot, but I vaguely remembered the story from somewhere, I’m just not sure from which millennium.
Urban CameraBut will the creme eggs melt?
dazfuller 
Piko Starsider 
@afewbugs do they use their own electricity at least? Or are they using some data center from a shitty corporation? By the comment about privacy I guess it's the latter.
Deb Nam-Krane@afewbugs We all hate crypto and Artificial Intelligence. Half of us hate BlueSky. A third of us hate Substack. We're deeply cynical about Dems and think the GOP is a death cult. There's bird photos on occasion. The cool kids are telling in-jokes about, alternately, kdramas, Star Trek, and the latest humiliating episode from Trump's cabinet.
I think that about does it.
Edited so this wouldn't be filtered out of my timeline.