Steve Canon

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§ 512. STATE PIE
The state pie shall be apple pie.

Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE
When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:
(a) with a glass of cold milk,
(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,
(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Spotted 12 more buns walking back from dinner. Great success.

New candidate for largest finite monoid with length 11:

<a, b | aaaba=b, bbbbb=1>

1220 elements. In fact, a^244 = 1.

That’s 5 more than <a, b | aaab=ba, bbbbb=1>!

Off to conference #2. Goodbye iguanas and sea lions, hello bunnies and seals.
I’ve specified the grammar for my love language in Bacchus-Naur form
@aras @mattpharr @neilhenning RESOLVED: git gud
I am pretty opposed to the whole idea of private school, but the public school won’t let him start kindergarten because his birthday is too late in the year and he’s bored as heck at preschool, and the private kindergarten is cheaper than preschool, so here we are.
“I am thrilled to inform you that the Admissions Committee has unanimously voted to offer Lucas a place in the kindergarten class for the 2025–2026 academic year. It is clear to all committee members that Lucas possesses the qualities necessary for success…”
Just received notice that Lucas has been admitted to kindergarten, and from the wording of this email you’d think he was going to college. 😂
Unpopular opinion: It is reasonable to describe random crap by volunteers with no warranty as part of a "supply chain" if it turns out a business is inhaling the random crap into their product. If a company's supply chain was to get their office furniture by driving around and seeing if anyone was throwing out couches on garbage day, that would be a supply chain, it would just be an obviously foolish one
Riley: "I saw one last night that was twice that size."
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Pretty good haul from our garden for Father’s Day