René Schwietzke

@reneschwietzke@foojay.social
321 Followers
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397 Posts

#QA and #softwaretest person, #developer, #Java performance dude, web performance dude, a dude in general.

This account focuses on nerd stuff such as software and often Java or other programming magic.

GITHUBhttps://github.com/rschwietzke
WORKhttps://www.xceptance.com/
BLOGhttps://www.reneschwietzke.de/
René SchwietzkeJun 28
My dear American friends, Apple brainwashed you with the term Apple Pay. Nobody gets Google Pay or contactless payment. There is no Apple in this way of payment. Your creditcard could do that pony trick before your phone.
René SchwietzkeJun 19
Client forces me to use Word on MS365. Compared to Google Docs, I am approximately half as productive, maybe even less. Don't ask me why, I will explode.
René SchwietzkeJun 16
JIRA sucks. Sorry, it is hell to work with and it is also abused by its users.
René SchwietzkeJun 13
Our coffee maker decided to reveal programming details.
René SchwietzkeMar 30

Saying goodbye to my hoster Host Europe after 19 years. Migrating me to a Microsoft product for email?!

#hetzner here we come.

René SchwietzkeMar 3
McDonald_69Mar 3

Facts matter. 🇺🇦

#Ukraine

René SchwietzkeMar 3
NicomoMar 2
I think flooding the internet with pictures of President #Zelensky meeting a real #King namely King #Charles of the #UK, would really annoy a certain orange mass.
René SchwietzkeMar 2
Patrycja (NSB 73B)Mar 1
i just realized "spezifisch" is an actual word in german and not just an orange cola flavoured fish
René SchwietzkeFeb 26
Doug G. (Map of the Week)Feb 26
The invasion of Ukraine 3 years ago in case people forgot who started this war. Don't let Putin's lackey in the White House confuse you. #MapoftheWeek https://mapoftheweek.substack.com/p/the-invasion-of-ukraine
The Invasion of Ukraine

Ukraine was invaded by Russia three years ago.

Map of the Week
Show threadRené SchwietzkeFeb 26
Let me become an author now...
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NicomoMar 2
I think flooding the internet with pictures of President #Zelensky meeting a real #King namely King #Charles of the #UK, would really annoy a certain orange mass.
Show threadBerg Am LaimerinMar 2

@Nicomo

To help flooding, edit your post and add following #AltText4You (it enhances the boosts):

In front of a building: An old white man with white hair in a grey suit (King Charles) shakes the hand of a dark-haired, white, middle-aged man with a short beard in a black jumper and black trousers (President Zelensky)

Show threadDergoranMar 2
@Nicomo
I will still be against any monarchy! There is no “real king”!
Show threadFastolphMar 3
@Nicomo I do not have a lot of respect for kings. But I have even less for those who'd like to make themselves kings.
Show threadGreg BurnsMar 3
@Nicomo old King Charles doesn't seem too concerned that Volodymyr Zelensky isn't wearing a suit.
Show threadzombywoofMar 3
@Nicomo
#NotMyKing if he meets trump
Show threadProjectFearlessnessMar 3
@Nicomo
This photo's my personal fave. I like to look at Charles and Zelenskyy's cheeky little grins in this one and believe they know exactly how furious this picture is going to make Trump. It's statesman level trolling.
Show threadSalem's LotMar 3
@Nicomo You talking about the #swoam (suit without a Man)?
Show threadJens ElbækMar 3
@Nicomo Unfortunately, the British goverment will use its "softpower" and invite Trump to a Royal Party with the British King.
I think I will encourage the Danish King to invite Zelenski.