The king is insisting that I relinquish my titles, my honorifics and my styles and that henceforth I will become an ordinary citizen and be known as 'Nearly Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor-Battenberg-Mountbatten
Ordinary citizen in the sense that I will be completely unemployed, have a six-figure income and live in the lap of luxury surrounded by toadies and forelock tuggers.
I vehemently deny all accusations.
Anyone wish for a large settlement without admission of guilt will have to get in line.







