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@qtko@peoplemaking.games
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Director of Midtown Jank Games. We're currently developing our first game, an indie fighting game called Ricochet in the Ring.

โ€‹ Card-carrying zoner โ€‹
๐ŸŽฎโ€‹ Low-class connoisseur ๐ŸŽฎโ€‹
โ€‹ Bisexual disaster โ€‹
โ€‹ Former weeb in relapse โ€‹

#gamedev #indiedev #indiefighter #fightinggame #fgc #RicochetInTheRing

Pronounsโœจ She/Her โœจ
PlayingNothing at the moment
Listening toNothing right now
Working onMaking it to the next day

Linux: "You should use Linux, it'll do everything Windows does!!"

Windows: "Great! Can I import my iTunes library with everything preserved?"

Linux: "Yes, just download this hand-written script someone wrote a decade ago, open a terminal, ..."

Windows: "That only works for RhythmBox or Amarok, what if I want to use Clementine or Strawberry?"

Linux: "Ok, so just edit the script code and adapt the SQL schema to..."

There are TENS OF MILLIONS of people using #iTunes and #Linux is obsessing over rewriting the same apps over and over again so that they can have less functionality and users can't theme them any more.

David Tennant is a fucking LEGEND.
With both #Eurovision and the Papal conclave happening in May, itโ€™s gonna be a big month for Europeans who love overly complex, confusing and dramatic ways to select a winner that are run by international bureaucracies, include smoke for dramatic effect and feature excessively extra outfits

Something I made for my intro stats class a few years ago. Nobody really appreciated it, which is a tragedy because it's absolutely top-notch humor.

#shitpost #statistics #professor #mean #median #mode #dadjoke #pun

The internet of things is truly a wonder. ๐Ÿ˜

#dishwasher #parody #iot

@neatchee What's the alternative? I'm sure they exist but I don't know of them.

Besides just hanging clothes up to dry (unless that is the alternative)

โ€œDon't talk about the next pandemicโ€ from comedian Ryan George.

โ€œThe pandemic's over.โ€
โ€œWellโ€ฆโ€
โ€œWe solved it. We killed COVID.โ€
โ€œNo we didn't! You had COVID last week.โ€
โ€œI have COVID now.โ€

Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8uJAJi0V3o

Don't Talk About The Next Pandemic

YouTube

@eniko ...reminds me that I need to get my jailbroken Switch up and running again so I can play BotW as a girl with the Linkle mod. The mod replaces all the armor sets with super cute custom variants (ex. the cold-resistance set becomes an adorable fluffy parka).

You can even walk right into Gerudo Village

@eniko Arrows, plus the cryo-whatever ability (I forget the name) to create platforms for yourself
are you a perfectionist or has your life just been so precarious that you feel like if you're not perfect all the time you're fucked