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I post photos of rocks that I painted. Some of them are pinned in my Featured tab. There will always be informative #AltText, and then sometimes I go off on a tangent and put other stuff in there too. I boost a lot, anything that made me laugh. That's how I'll win you over. You're just great.

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Is this how this works?#fuckaas #puns #surrealism #absurdism #scifi #fantasy #books #art #cats
Profile alt textSurprising almost no one, it's a rock. The rock is black and triangular, approx 1" high. There's a jagged 7-point green star, filled with concentric multicolored circles. You can also see the edges of a few more green stars.
Background alt textIt's a bunch of my rocks all in a pile. I think all these rocks are gone now. Maybe I need a new background?
who has two thumbs and a new label printer 👍😎👍
bluesky is down can someone lecture me on ai

"only cowards block people"

no, people who want to protect their peace also block people. nobody owes you access to their posts, just because you want to be an asshole in their replies, tyvm

The Easter bunny is Jesus Christ’s fursona. I won’t elaborate further

He has risen!

He’s still rising!

He’s in outer space!

He just high fived the astronauts on Artemis II!

It is that day again.
"You should have been sure of my death when you had the chance, I will not give you another!"

#KlingonJesus #HappyEaster #HeIsRisen #StarTrek #Easter

INCREASE THE CHAOS
INCREASE THE CHAOS
INCREASE THE CHAOS

i've been keeping this a secret for half a year, but i can finally come clean now.

i spent months editing the entire star wars movie. at first i made subtle changes (colour correction, fake shot/reverse shot scenes, etc.), but as the movie went on, my edits got more and more absurd (extra powerpoint transition wipes, doom door open/close sound effects, etc.).

i can't upload the full thing for obvious reasons, but here's one of my favourite parts: the death star scene. spoilers for a movie that came out nearly four decades ago

(EDIT: now available to download)

#swle

IT’S WEEKEND BEIGE, BITCHES!!
Trying to understand what a jerk is supposed to do with the information that the jerk store is out of jerks or why the call would come unsolicited