Hadas Weiss

@HadasWeiss
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"I used to be just like you before I started going to therapy"
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when does this friday start getting good

my mom: moadim l'simcha

me: chagim u'zmanim l'sasson

my mom: nice, you remember the password

niece: what if there were only top bunks

me: i'd put the mattress on the floor

niece: and if the mattresses were connected to the beds

me: i'd jsleep on the floor without a mattress

niece: and there was no floor, it was just ground with ants

the big content-creator in the sky willed it
may you be commemorated with a chatgpt generated eulogy
the portuguese have no clue what to do w vegetarians our seder main was falafel balls
me when they roll out the buffet
i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates
hate the content, not the content creator