After a certain age, there’s a good chance your “signature sex move” is just back spasms.
IT’S WEEKEND BEIGE, BITCHES!!

@adhdeanasl BEIGE! (afterdark)

::cue dad jazz from the 80s::

@adhdeanasl On weekends, beige turns rainbow
@adhdeanasl BRING ON THE NUTTER BUTTERS
@kwayk42 NBAA - Nutter Butter Appreciation Association
@adhdeanasl happiest Ive been being called a bitch
@joninalbany I actually get messages checking on me if I don’t call y’all bitches.
@adhdeanasl I hope this email finds you well, bitch
@joninalbany That’s the gist of it, yeah.