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I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how to remove a tapeworm by scooting one’s ass across carpet. “Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is […]
We are opening an investigation into Grok because we believe that X may have breached the DSA.
We have seen over the last weeks and months antisemitic content, non-consensual deepfakes of women, and child sexual abuse material.
In Europe, no company will make money by violating our fundamental rights.
This post at the top of /r/greenland was very relatable, and it's the same opinion I heard from a lot of Canadians when I was back for Xmas.
https://www.reddit.com/r/greenland/comments/1qhhijq/to_every_american_whos_sorry/
The average American has NO idea how much the rest of the world hates the US, and will for decades to come.
🇪🇺 European Union official accounts to follow:
➡️ @EUCommission - European Commission, executive body of the EU
➡️ @Curia (English) & @Curia_fr (French) - Court of Justice of the EU
➡️ @EC_NGI - Funding free open online projects including Mastodon etc
➡️ @EC_OSPO - Initiative to transition EU to free open software
➡️ @REA - Funding body for research & innovation
➡️ @EC_DIGIT - Handles IT in the European Commission
➡️ @IHIEurope - EU public-private partnership funding health research
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