@piciulescu

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Here’s a poem called ‘Message to the 14-Year-Old Me’.

I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.

https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how to remove a tapeworm by scooting one’s ass across carpet. “Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is […]

The Onion

We are opening an investigation into Grok because we believe that X may have breached the DSA.

We have seen over the last weeks and months antisemitic content, non-consensual deepfakes of women, and child sexual abuse material.

In Europe, no company will make money by violating our fundamental rights.

More: https://link.europa.eu/Fh8h84

This post at the top of /r/greenland was very relatable, and it's the same opinion I heard from a lot of Canadians when I was back for Xmas.

https://www.reddit.com/r/greenland/comments/1qhhijq/to_every_american_whos_sorry/

The average American has NO idea how much the rest of the world hates the US, and will for decades to come.

🇪🇺 European Union official accounts to follow:

➡️ @EUCommission - European Commission, executive body of the EU
➡️ @Curia (English) & @Curia_fr (French) - Court of Justice of the EU
➡️ @EC_NGI - Funding free open online projects including Mastodon etc
➡️ @EC_OSPO - Initiative to transition EU to free open software
➡️ @REA - Funding body for research & innovation
➡️ @EC_DIGIT - Handles IT in the European Commission
➡️ @IHIEurope - EU public-private partnership funding health research

Now on Desktop: Customizable chat folders

Keep healthy boundaries between friends & family or work & leisure.

Filter 1-on-1 and group chats, put all of your unread messages one place, or make project-specific folders for related chats.

Settings > Chats
Or right-click any chat

JURASSIC PARK was released 32 years ago today. Also, Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale about how you compensate IT staff :P
who called it crispr and not gene hackman