Pandanus

@pandanus
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Burned out Queer Greenie. Aussie with an English accent. Avoiding dealing with *gestures at everything * by concentrating on regenerating one small patch of riparian rainforest in NSW.
Atmospheric CO2 when I was born320ppm
Text for imagesAvatar: Cheerful looking white bloke, late fifties, mirrored sunnies with a large pandanus in the background. Header image: a forest floor with leaf litter and a blue quandong fruit, the size of a cherry, centred.
Why I’m a Doomer in one sentence.The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function. Albert A. Bartlett
@ErikUden Give them an A if they’re in favour of it…
Hey, Aussies, get your #flu #vaccine now so you're better protected later.
Right now, despite the large number of virus detections we're hearing about in the news among ill people, the level of illness severity is not abnormal.
So far.
So get that vaccination now!
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@tabmcleo Every Aussie of a certain age is thinking of this…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off

http://www.mrjohnclarke.com "Bob Collins, Australian Senator" Air date: 26/07/1991Can be purchased on "Clarke & Dawe -The Full Catastrophe DVD Boxed Set" Per...

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@stilgherrian Not to mention all those unnecessary Zs that USians still adore using instead of a simple S.
Fuck planes. We should bring back airships.
@godpod Fish, frogs or blood?
All of the above might be nice especially with an extra helping of Moray eels…
@janeadams I thought baby Jesus laid the eggs…

@Bellingen Following the Campbell Newman playbook as expected.

They’ll probably declare fire ants a protected species next, after all they had almost been eradicated when Newman cut the funding. Now they’re spreading across the NSW border…

Can-do was a cunt. What further delights will Fuck-up Crisafulli bestow upon Australia?

#QldPol #Auspol #LNP #Swearing #Environment #InvasiveSpecies

@Kierkegaanks Why do USians call land-based tortoises “turtles”?

@daringfireball Hands up everyone who writes a double storey a in longhand!

*tumbleweeds*

Thought not…

This is just one of those archaisms that some people insist on - like watch guys who insist that their watch displays the time when their arm is by their side/under their cuffs.