No, I don't have tourettes, I'm just very frustrated.
I'm thinking of branching out into advice for new parents.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4472809627/funny-metal-sign-say-sugar-advice-for
“Who’s a naughty boy then?” — Wise words, as ever, from Dave Trott.
https://davetrott.co.uk/2026/03/whos-a-naughty-boy-then-2/
@stronglang is no doubt across this already, but tagging just in case.
Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary is a very peaceful place. Well it was until the mayor’s wife visited the latest addition: Barney the parrot. As she came closer to inspect the parrot’s beautiful plumage, Barney saw her gold chains and regalia. Barney squawked at her: “You can fuck off.” They quickly hurried the mayor’s wife away
If you're in need of some sweary fun, here's an interactive Periodic Table of Swearing: https://ptos.moderntoss.com/