JoAfter careful consideration, I've decided to win the lottery.
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Gogs“Duty to maximise shareholder value” really has a ring of “just following orders”
Paul Fairie
dugglebuttIdk what you would do if you won like a billion dollar lottery, but the first thing I would do is find a pair of jeans that actually fit.
Mary GillisComm officer: We have a distress call from the Kobayashi Maru, it's stranded in the Neutral Zone
Me: Oh man, that really sucks for them. Maintain current heading
Instructor: Huh. You're the 1st cadet in Starfleet history to ignore the distress call
Me: I call it The "None of My Business" Manoeuvre
Me: Oh man, that really sucks for them. Maintain current heading
Instructor: Huh. You're the 1st cadet in Starfleet history to ignore the distress call
Me: I call it The "None of My Business" Manoeuvre
Lot⁴⁹Among the many admirable things about #Jimmy Carter is the fact that after being diagnosed with cancer a while back, he said, "I'm going to follow the prescribed treatment and hope for a good outcome," instead of "I'M GOING TO FIGHT THIS!"
I think this is good because statements about "fighting" this or that disease imply that people who don't "beat the disease" are weak or lazy.
Dr. Zalka Csenge VirágBudapest public transport has a tram with see-through panels so people can peek into the mechanics of how the tram works. They even have signs explaining parts.
It's pretty fun. Every time I catch it I love to watch people marveling at it, kids and adults alike. 😄
#Budapest #PublicTransport #Hungary #trams
Sandra NewmanRemember: A billionaire is just a billion dollars that has taken possession of a human body and is using it for purposes of murder.
Tam 🐾🇦🇺🇨🇦1. Rio Tinto should be responsible for ALL costs incurred in the search
2. An independant investigation needs to be launched and Rio Tinto should have to pay for it
3. Rio Tinto should charged and pay massive fines
4. Any injuries that may result from this incident should be fully compensated by Rio Tinto
5. Rio Tinto should have any and all licences regarding the possession of radioactive substances immediately suspended until their safe handling practices are fully reviewed by an independent assessor.
#RioTinto #mining #Australia #radiation
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jan/28/missing-radioactive-capsule-wa-officials-admit-it-was-weeks-before-anyone-realised-it-was-lost
2. An independant investigation needs to be launched and Rio Tinto should have to pay for it
3. Rio Tinto should charged and pay massive fines
4. Any injuries that may result from this incident should be fully compensated by Rio Tinto
5. Rio Tinto should have any and all licences regarding the possession of radioactive substances immediately suspended until their safe handling practices are fully reviewed by an independent assessor.
#RioTinto #mining #Australia #radiation
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/jan/28/missing-radioactive-capsule-wa-officials-admit-it-was-weeks-before-anyone-realised-it-was-lost
Grimm 
Y'know, when you call someone a Nazi, it pretty much just ends the conversation. And then where will you be? Not talking to Nazis, is where. Having shattered your lifelong dream of having a pleasant conversation with Nazis. Who even wants to imagine that kind of hell.